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Friday, November 30, 2007
yup...
tts right, women...
the creature tts close to each and everyone of us...
whether its
mother, siblings, teachers, wife/gf (no plural in this case lol), classmates, schoolmates, or even your neighbours...

they are everywhere...
its being said tt a kitchen cannot contain (or cannot be owned) by 2 women...
watch them fight to bitter end to get ownership of the kitchen?
think again...
they'll probably KO u before continuing (maybe even stopped)

well...
there are lots of jokes which is associated with women...
regardless of
dirty ones,
dumb ones,
racist ones,
u name it, guys will surely have a few up on their sleeves...
well... as a guy...
i, too have one (in fact a famous one) about women...
here goes...

New element on the periodic table :

Element : Women
Symbol : Wo+
Atomic mass : accepted as 53.6kg (isotopes may varies between 40-200 kg)
Occurance : Copious quantities in urban areas

Physical Properties :
b/p (boiling point) : room temperature
Freezes without any known reason
m/p (melting point) : if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweet as honey if proper treatment is given.

Chemical Properties :
Have great affinity with Gold, Silver, and a range of previous stones ;
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances ;
May explode spontaneously without prior warning, for no known reason ;
Insoluble in liquid (huh?) , but activity greatly increases by that (oh~) ;
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man (lol) .

Common Uses :
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars ;
Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests :
Pure specimens turns rosy pink when happy ;
Turns green when placed behind a better specimen ;

Caution :
Illegal to possess more than one ;
(however...)
Several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other (tsk tsk tsk...) .

Warning :
Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe financial hemorrhaging (watever this hemorrhaging thing is) and mental distress!
BE CAUTIOUS!!!

Above properties are shown by all the women in the world.

hope u guys (and gals) have a great laugh about this...
now for some true scientific facts tt are reported from a tabloid...

there is a theory tt says pretty ladies and handsome hunks are made for each other...
(as in they are supposed to be a pair la)

this theory has been overruled by scientists recently...
Scientists claimed tt ugly women will love handsome guys more than pretty women...
As for pretty women...
they love rich men (regardless of age, looks, etc), or any fella that's high in status more than anything else...
this is becos...
children can inherit the beauty looks...
its the $$$ and the respect they want...

so...

tk's conclusion with regards to this article will be...
if a gal tells u tt she doesn't like handsome hunks ;
either she's lying to u (if she doesn't looks pretty)
or
she has found a freaking rich guy (so freaking rich tt looks can be forgone)
:)

tk has found yet another piece of article (yeah man, he's been doing some reading) which involves guys waiting...

the article says...
to wait for the girl to dress up, make-up, facial (or watever) before she can goes out for a date...
the very guy (thats waiting for her) have to spend 3 years of his life... just to wait!!!

3 years?!?!?!?!?!

do u know tt i can do lots of things for 3 years!?!?!?
i can...
re study for A levels...
complete a Diploma course...
re-do NS again (which i rather dun wan)...
start a family...
i'll probably be 18 still...

3 years' hell lot of time u noe...

Speaking of make-ups...

ladies (as in adult women) wear make-ups when they go out... (ok... i'm fine with tt)
girls (referring to those under 21) wear make-ups too when they go out... (WTH???)

Women at 30s (as in the age) will be dying to have the skin, complexion, even looks of an 18 years old girl...
Women wear make-ups to cover up their aging looks...

but... girls wear make-ups???
for wat???
to look even younger?
to look mature?
or...
to scare the hell out of other people?

i dun have a problem with girls wearing make-ups...
if they look nicer after they put on make-ups...
FINE!!! (watever i said above doesn't applies to them)

BUT.....

if they look the same... then why bother to put on???
when the money spent on cosmetics can be used to...
do charity???
to make matters worse...
if a girl puts on make-up but look fugly (tk defines "fugly" as FUCKing Ugly) after tt...
tk has a suggestion here...
get a paper bag,
punch two small holes,
wear it over the head,
get out of everyone's sight in 10 seconds...
(tk's trying to help here)
pple will probably labeled the "fugly" girl as "FREAK"!!!

ok enough of all these insults...
no women have offended tk today...

in fact...
Ikeda Sensei (SGI president) has declared tt 21st century is the century of the women
Women will enter the corporate world more aggressively than a century ago.

Abraham Lincoln once said " the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world"
cradle = the bed babies sleep in
hands tt rock cradles = mothers = nurturers
mothers = women (duh~)

hence,
do not underestimate the power of women...

i'll end here...

counting down to tk's very very very last aKe performance : 1 day

till then...

tk's quote of the day : “ 女 人 能 捧 半 边 天”

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posted at 4:34 PM



Thursday, November 29, 2007
today was great...
$30 earned for some funny survey...
thanks to leong...
being soak like a duck...
thanks to the rain and leong...
sit at Raffles MRT for more than half and hour till butt pain...
thanks to leong too...

So leong really "made my day" today hahaha...

went to aKe practice today...
it was...
well...
lame...
as wat i tell Shiying...
becos me, leong, kiat, and auntie wee had a great time disturbing each other
(dunno about the 3 of them but i enjoyed myself totally haha)

ake will be having performance on the 1st december at Singapore Polytechnic Convention Hall
the event will commerce at 7pm and end at around 8.45pm...
but ake will be starring for...
15mins???

this performance will oso be the last performance for super old bird tk (me) before he retire from MIAKE and cross over to MIAAKE (if the transition is successful)

so... he's gonna give his 1000000% on the performance... before he "金盆洗手"
at the aKe side before promoting himself to be with the best of MIAKEANs of all times...

i'm thankful to those who can go down to see the performance (glad tt u can be my audience) for the last time...
screw those who can't (well... they suck!!! hahaha)

anyway...
went down to yishun for homevisit (Gakkai stuff) after aKe
settle 2 Gohonzon conferment case today :)
well... of course not me alone la...
but with comrades fighting together for other peoples' absolute happiness...
cheers :)
Gambatte!!!!!!!!

well...
as usual...
saw a great clip onYoutube


its Achmed The Dead terrorist...
hope u guys enjoy it :)




tml is gonna be another busy day as the rehearsal is gonna last for 6 hours...
zZz...

at the meanwhile...
off to play Facebook

just added "Warbook"
and its really addictive...
it can be describe in a few words...
its all about conquering and getting conquered

:)


***Add On***
wha hahaha...
just made a cooler tagbox...
check it out :)


till then...

tk's quote of the day : " i'll be ur candle on the water "
:)

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posted at 1:23 AM



Sunday, November 25, 2007
Like wat i said...
today is Sunday...
its oso the day Chua Rubin flies to London...
Bon Voyage Rubin :)
heard tt from Singapore to London takes 17 hours (if i'm not wrong la)
if her flight starts at 1pm...
tt means...
she'll reach London at....
6 am Singapore time (26/11)...
(wow!!! tts freaking far)

anyway...
i officially declared tt tk cannot wear contact lens!
a pair of contact lens took me half an hour to put it on...
but took it down in 2 hours...

Becos...

i think my eyes can't stand them...
its so uncomfortable tt i have been "crying" for tt 2 hours...

yup...

i'm not exaggerating...

i noe its becos my eyes are not used to "install" plastics into the eye...

BUT...

as u all noe...
it takes me half an hour to put it on...
so...
if i put on everyday if i go out...
i'll be late for another half an hour...
(as u all noe i'm prone to meet up late)
unlike those pple...
who can get it in within seconds...
(especially those who "refuse to admit" tt they are myopic and wear lens day in and out)
it will be nice as a result, to distance away from them (by not following wat they do best)

so hence...
i shall stop wearing them...
i look more 斯文 when wearing specs anyway (hahaha)

anyway...
here's a video for u all...
its something like “超级变变变”



hope u pple enjoy it :)

aKe is having performance on the 1st december at...
SP(?)
need supporters...
hahaha :)
this performance will be featuring...
the star player: tze kiat
Best aKe player (Gold with Honours in 2005 and Gold in 2007) : me! :)
and some other very "tok gong" (了不起） year 3s too :)

hahaha~

till then...

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posted at 11:09 PM



Friday, November 23, 2007
1 week has passed since i took the last paper...
the beginning was really shiok at first...
but as days goes by...
it gets really boring...

other than the Gakkai activities which i have been engaging in...
the rest of the time can be really boring...
Mediacorp hasn't been producing good films (and i really mean good films)
other than those really monday films which has the same storyline (well... almost the same)
over and over again...
which means watching television programmes to kill time is no longer the option these days
getting a job is unlikely...

becos as at NOW...
i'm 1 month and 18 days away from :
shaving my head BALD,
Wearing green (with bits of brown here n there),
having to knock it down as and when the NCOs like it,
force to marry to a M16/SAR 21 rifle (who knows how many husbands they had before me)
off to Brunei to see centipede with a size of a snake,
MIAing during Weekdays,
feed those jungle mosquitoes,
jump off from C-130 / Chinook helicopter at 1000 feet (i'm a commando wad)
[now who in the hell will be silly enough to do tt?!?!?!?!]
and many many many unhappy (not to mention silly) things...

things which i planned to engage in after A's hasn't set in yet...
they are...
to finish reading the Human Revolution,
to finish reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (even though i knew the ending),
to start exercising and running to prepare for the horrifying NS life.
to.......................... find a gf :X (lol)
[jus realised tt i've mentioned all these in my previous entry... but who cares (haha) i'm writing it down again]

anyway...
when i turned on the tv in the morning to check out the score between England and Croatia,
i saw my predictions came true!!!
ENGLAND DIDN'T MANAGED TO QUALIFY FOR EURO 2008!!!!!!!!!!
(i'm a die hard England fan btw)
not tt i've divided loyalties...
but its just tt...

FACE IT ENGLAND FANS...
ENGLAND CAN NEVER WIN ANY MATCH WITH ONLY 1 STRIKER UP FRONT....

if not why do u think the traditional 4,4,2 arrangement is preferred?
haiz...
no use to whine over spilled milk...

here's something to share with u all...
its a duet tt's being sung during the Disney cartoon "Aladdin"
its one of the most romantic (English) duet i've ever came across...

its called... "A Whole New World"



Another song which i like (is oso from Disney)
will be Sir Elton John's (tt gay grrrh....) "Can U Feel The Love Tonight"



hope u all like it :)
till then...

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posted at 2:26 AM



Saturday, November 17, 2007
END OF A LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all the papers really suck...
sadist Cambridge setters,
if u guys wanna be creative,
exercise ur creativity somewhere else...
but pls not on our exam papers
>:( !!!!!


:)

today's topic...
i'm sure most of us have heard the...
green and white ribbon campaign (against drug abuse)
pink ribbon campaign (to help/encourage breast cancer victims)
red ribbon campaign (to help pple with AIDS)
the famous yellow ribbon project (to campaign against discrimination on ex-convicts)
the infamous/debatable black ribbon project (Anti homosexuals campaign)

today i'm going to introduce to u pple the new kind of ribbon project...
the white ribbon project...
:)
White Ribbon Project is the effort by some Canadian men back in 1991 to urge men to speak out against violence against women.

The campaign will begin on the 25th November (The international day for the Eradication of using violence against women), which last for 2 weeks every year.
[ya of course the ribbon tt we are wearing is white]
by wearing the white ribbon...
one will pledge that he will NEVER to commit, condone nor to remain silent about violence against women.

as for Singapore...
well... if someone approaches u and ask u to support the campaign (by wearing the ribbon) or to donate money...
pls do so, for a meaningful cause :)

well...
i'm off to read tonnes of books (still hevan read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows even though I KNOW WAT'S THE ENDING like ha),
watch tonnes of movies (illegally)
perhaps even go out and exercise...
to get rid of my "pregnancy" hahaha...

until then :)

at the mean time...
here something for u all...
introduced by kiat...
this is wat i call synchronised playing...




tk's quote of the day : " If u feel the heat, get out of the kitchen "
:)

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posted at 2:46 AM



Saturday, November 10, 2007
i can feel it, u can feel it...

A levels will be over for good in 6 days time!!!!!
i can't wait for it to be over...
those who are going through with me (or gone through it before) will know it...
it really SUX!!!!!

well...
a brief summary to whatever tt's happened to me during these dark days...

GP = SUX!

Maths = SUX!!!

Chemistry = SUX TO THE CORE!!!

Economics = coming soon... :s

why chemistry was sucked to the core?
well...
apart from the difficulty...
the worst part is...
my best friend during examination (other than the data booklet) died on me!!!!!
yes its the calculator...
the lucky part is...
not much calculation is needed as its all puking (and some drawing) work.

well...
guess with the above mentioned summary...
i can kiss my uni life goodbye...
:(
then what am i gonna do??? (I dun wanna sign on army... unless i kana OCS)

well....

as u all may have noticed...
The Reaper is gone...
here comes The Green Lantern!!!
(ya kinda bored today... not much revision though)

anyway...
just to share a picture with u all...

this is my friend, aH bui lao da's 21st birthday party...
so many pple go celebrate with him...
i'm soooooooooooooooooo envy (not to mention abit jealous)...






becos i didn't celebrate my 21st birthday :(

hai...

forget it tk...

what's over is already over...

A levels are more important...

time to go...

until then...
:)

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posted at 8:31 PM

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