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Friday, November 30, 2007yup...tts right, women... the creature tts close to each and everyone of us... whether its mother, siblings, teachers, wife/gf (no plural in this case lol), classmates, schoolmates, or even your neighbours... they are everywhere... its being said tt a kitchen cannot contain (or cannot be owned) by 2 women... watch them fight to bitter end to get ownership of the kitchen? think again... they'll probably KO u before continuing (maybe even stopped) well... there are lots of jokes which is associated with women... regardless of dirty ones, dumb ones, racist ones, u name it, guys will surely have a few up on their sleeves... well... as a guy... i, too have one (in fact a famous one) about women... here goes... New element on the periodic table : Element : Women Symbol : Wo+ Atomic mass : accepted as 53.6kg (isotopes may varies between 40-200 kg) Occurance : Copious quantities in urban areas b/p (boiling point) : room temperature Freezes without any known reason m/p (melting point) : if given special treatment Bitter if incorrectly used Sweet as honey if proper treatment is given. Have great affinity with Gold, Silver, and a range of previous stones ; Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances ; May explode spontaneously without prior warning, for no known reason ; Insoluble in liquid (huh?) , but activity greatly increases by that (oh~) ; Most powerful money reducing agent known to man (lol) . Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars ; Can be a great aid to relaxation. Pure specimens turns rosy pink when happy ; Turns green when placed behind a better specimen ; Illegal to possess more than one ; (however...) Several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other (tsk tsk tsk...) . Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe financial hemorrhaging (watever this hemorrhaging thing is) and mental distress! BE CAUTIOUS!!! Above properties are shown by all the women in the world. hope u guys (and gals) have a great laugh about this... now for some true scientific facts tt are reported from a tabloid... there is a theory tt says pretty ladies and handsome hunks are made for each other... (as in they are supposed to be a pair la) this theory has been overruled by scientists recently... Scientists claimed tt ugly women will love handsome guys more than pretty women... As for pretty women... they love rich men (regardless of age, looks, etc), or any fella that's high in status more than anything else... this is becos... children can inherit the beauty looks... its the $$$ and the respect they want... so... tk's conclusion with regards to this article will be... if a gal tells u tt she doesn't like handsome hunks ; either she's lying to u (if she doesn't looks pretty) or she has found a freaking rich guy (so freaking rich tt looks can be forgone) :) tk has found yet another piece of article (yeah man, he's been doing some reading) which involves guys waiting... the article says... to wait for the girl to dress up, make-up, facial (or watever) before she can goes out for a date... the very guy (thats waiting for her) have to spend 3 years of his life... just to wait!!! 3 years?!?!?!?!?! do u know tt i can do lots of things for 3 years!?!?!? i can... re study for A levels... complete a Diploma course... re-do NS again (which i rather dun wan)... start a family... i'll probably be 18 still... 3 years' hell lot of time u noe... Speaking of make-ups... ladies (as in adult women) wear make-ups when they go out... (ok... i'm fine with tt) girls (referring to those under 21) wear make-ups too when they go out... (WTH???) Women at 30s (as in the age) will be dying to have the skin, complexion, even looks of an 18 years old girl... Women wear make-ups to cover up their aging looks... but... girls wear make-ups??? for wat??? to look even younger? to look mature? or... to scare the hell out of other people? i dun have a problem with girls wearing make-ups... if they look nicer after they put on make-ups... FINE!!! (watever i said above doesn't applies to them) BUT..... if they look the same... then why bother to put on??? when the money spent on cosmetics can be used to... do charity??? to make matters worse... if a girl puts on make-up but look fugly (tk defines "fugly" as FUCKing Ugly) after tt... tk has a suggestion here... get a paper bag, punch two small holes, wear it over the head, get out of everyone's sight in 10 seconds... (tk's trying to help here) pple will probably labeled the "fugly" girl as "FREAK"!!! ok enough of all these insults... no women have offended tk today... in fact... Ikeda Sensei (SGI president) has declared tt 21st century is the century of the women Women will enter the corporate world more aggressively than a century ago. Abraham Lincoln once said " the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world" cradle = the bed babies sleep in hands tt rock cradles = mothers = nurturers mothers = women (duh~) hence, do not underestimate the power of women... i'll end here... counting down to tk's very very very last aKe performance : 1 day till then... tk's quote of the day : “ 女 人 能 捧 半 边 天” Labels: November 2007 series
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